Worse Than I Thought

Ok, so Phillip brought to my attention that six or so months ago, my neighbor returned our checkbook that he had found in the street, but it gets worse. Phillip said that I could not blame this on having kids when he reminded me that we had to purchase more than three gas caps once upon a time when I drove my Honda Civic; apparently, I had forgotten that I used the roof to hold my gas cap while I pumped!